quote from a comedian's stand-up " One thing i never understand is the stupidity of people. ill show you an example of what i mean. one day, i go to a restaurant, and i see the sign " please wait to be seated", when the only two fucking things that are in the restaurant are me and the bloody sign. So i was patient and i waited for 10 seconds, but no one attended to me, so i stormed in and sat down. then, a man came over and told me, " welcome, my name is john stewart and i will be your waitor for today, may i have your order please?" and i was like, " oh.... really...? i thought you were an astronaught!" that man was dressed in a black suit, a couple of roses stuck in his pockets, he was holding the menu and he lit the candle on my table for me, what ELSE could he be? and DID I ORDER A STORY??

hahaha watched it from th 25th anniversary of just for laughs. cant remember his name tho =/