Joke from muttons to midnight:
one day, little johnny was in school, and his teacher asked a simple math question. 'there were 5 birds on the tree, when a hunter shot 1 down, how many birds were left?' little johnny said 0, and the teacher asked why. he said ' because the sound of the gunshot would have scared all the birds away!' the teacher then told him ' well, actually the answer i was looking for was 4, but i like your thinking.'

little johnny then asked for permission to ask the teacher a question. he asked ' there were 3 women lying on the beach eating ice cream. the first lady was licking the ice cream, second one was biting the ice cream, and the last one was putting the ice cream in and out of her mouth. which lady is married?' the teacher then answered embarrassed, ' i suppose it is the last lady... ' little johnny said ' well, actually the answer i was looking for was the lady with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking! '

HAHA muttons rockzx x)